Naruto: I have NEEDS!
Sakura: needs?
naruto: NEEDS!!!
Sakura: whats on your mind?
Naruto: what?
Sakra:*sigh* this is why I shouldnt chosen the banana
Sai: hi naruto.....sasukes is small
naruto: RRRAAAAWWWHHH!!
Sakura:.......o.o....
naruto: DONT INSULT SASUKE!
Sakura:...insult sasuke what?
Sai: whore whore whore. Infront of me stands sakura the whore
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Sai: i said, poor poor poor....hehe
naruto: LIES! WHY IS HE EVEN IN THE TEAM!?!
Kakashi: he was the only person with sasukes personality and looks.
naruto: WHAT PERSONALITY!?!
Sakura: WHAT LOOKS!
Naruto: SASUKE is not a YAOIP*NISFREAK!
Sakura: SASUKE IS HOT!!! HOTHOTHOT!!!
Sai: i can be hot...*jumps onto kibas back*
kiba: WHO IS THIS!?! GET IT OFF OF ME!
Sai:hey...im not an it...youve hurt my feelings...
naruto: i thought you were like sasuke? sasuke had no feelings.
Sakura: YEAH!...wait....i mean, NO!!!

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Shino: *watching a feet commercial*
TV: the...PedEgg can make your feet soft. So, when you have sex, you wont freak out you date
Chouji in the Commercial: I BOUGHT ONE!(then, ate it)
Shino: i should get that....ive always wanted soft feet...
Me:...who would buy that!?!
Shino: omg, i cant believe im finally getting this! YESH!

2 weeks later

Shino: ITS HERE!!
Shikamaru: heres your.....PedEgg...Yeah...
Shino: YES!*goes in his bathroom*
5 hours later
Kiba: SHINO!
Akamaru: SHINO i mean BARK!!
Kiba:hmm...hey, his hentai. Sweet
Shino: my feet feel better than ever...wait...where my hentai?...NOT AGAIN!


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Kiba: *walking to chinatown*oooohhhh...eggroll
TalkingTaco: hola senorita
Kiba: im a man stupid.
TalkingTaco:poopoo
TalkingChicken: yeah yeah.
The Sun Blew up uranus

Uranus: the planets gonna..DIE!
Sun: shhhhhh
pluto: im small and lonely...im the emo planet
Neptune: im ...blue...i think

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BOOO!!! done. sooo unfunny